*wake up* *look blearily around for a few seconds* *try to shake that nasty, woolly feeling*
*grab phone* *hurriedly scroll through messages- Whatsapp/FB* *look disbelieveingly at the time when apparently everyone but the reader was awake* (each of us belongs to a different time zone)
*logs in to Twitter* (please note: all this without having left the bed) *search mentions for Hrithik on feed*
Depending the contents thus unearthed, reactions vary.
- On finding out that the object of our attention has apparently attended some event somewhere, an event which has hitherto been missing from media consciousness.
‘Again????!!!?! He attended ANOTHER event without the media being aware of it earlier?? Arrrggghhh why can’t they just tell us so I can be prepared for the massive amount of updating I have to do today. And of course the pictures won’t come at once. This is so… Oh my God he looks so cute!!!!’
‘Oh no another event. Please be dressed normally. Please don’t have tried any sartorial experiments which even you can’t carry off. Please don’t be an unsmiling grouch . Please … Oh. Ooooh. Not bad. Not bad at all Mr. Roshan.
‘Yay!! New pics!! More stuff for creations!! Oh he’s looking damn good.’
‘Ah good, good, lots of pics to update the site and pages. Hmmm… he’s looking tired. Does this guy ever sleep??’
“Wow hot!! Damn he makes a good pair with… Man that’s a gorgeous dress!! I love those shoes!! Yuck what a handbag…..”
And in case the pics are not… well… flattering…
‘What IS he wearing???????’